Conversation with a bot

A few days ago, I get a friend request on MSN. I know it's a bot (a scripted program pretending to be a person to get you to do something: usually clicking a link) but I add it anyway out of curiosity.

The following conversation ensued:

06:41:22 pm
Chally  
hello

06:41:26 pm
Marcia  
hey, A/S/L?:)

06:41:27 pm
Chally  
who are you?

06:41:44 pm
Marcia  
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo f*ckin horny today for some reason lol

06:42:06 pm
Chally  
okay, you just failed the human test.

06:42:23 pm
Marcia  
listen hun, I\'m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I\'ll get naked if u do..lol!

06:42:53 pm
Chally  
how about you don't.

06:43:04 pm
Marcia  
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

06:43:20 pm
Chally  
you're not listening to a word I'm saying!
I hate this relationship!
It's always about you!

06:43:58 pm
Marcia  
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on \"Webcams\" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it\'s you babe! fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

06:44:52 pm
Chally  
by "you" you mean the program that is talking as if it were a person, right?

06:44:58 pm
Marcia  
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

06:45:09 pm
Chally  
you really are a bad conversationalist.
It's a good thing you're cute.

06:45:32 pm
Marcia  
OH SHIT.. k I\'m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I\'ll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it\'s you..

06:45:40 pm
Chally  
oh OKAY!

06:45:44 pm
Marcia  
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link

06:45:44 pm
Chally  
that sounds SOOO...
lame

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